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Am a Competent Toastmaster. 'U r an Universe of Universes & your soul a source of songs.'―Rubén Darío. Man is a universe within himself.―Bob Marley. Jessy RIP.

FOR JON STEWART

Dear Jon,

Thank you Jon for a journey that I thought we had together. I have writing a blog since 2005. It was not until 2013 that I started to see that the TV during your show and that of Stephen Colbert, was talking to me. I was concerned because when I was first admitted to a mental hospital in 1999, the doctor asked me if the TV was talking to me. For saying yes, (the TV would ask me if I had an idea?) I was diagnosed as Borderline Schizophrenia. Next visit to the mental hospital, I was told I had Bipolar. I never really experienced the powerful force of the TV speaking to me until 2013 with Stephen Colbert. That is when the TV actually came alive for me.

Thank you for keeping me very busy. I had just started a Intercultural Training Education programme. I know I am writing to Jon and cannot help mention others. Jon is the Head. Jon, your leadership skills show in every person you have worked with, including if you count me. My life became upbeat, I had quality shows to watch. I could not tell anyone that the TV was talking to me in different shows because I did not want change of medication or diagnosis. TV is/was talking to me. I was no longer depressed in bed. BIG AMEEN! I formed a routine where we woke up, have coffee, a toke and watch the shows. And wait for the next show and suffer absence of shows through the weekend and a Monday. I had school terms and holidays and the shows, and writing, purposeful. There is a real disconnect when you leave the show Jon. A real disconnect.

That I am obsessed by the shows is true. The men are held in high regard and they make me laugh alright?. The shows including that of John Oliver and Larry Wilmore, keep me going. All through the day I am aware that a production is being made. I go through the day or week knowing that something new is being created. That gives me hope and it interrupts my mania when I am caught in a thought process that does not seem to have a solution. And that is my definition of mania.

Jon, most of the times when you addressed FOX News, I thought you were talking to me. I would flinch and quiver, without showing, which is a different mood from laughing, and still a mood. Then when you started addressing TRUMP, I switched my thoughts from clicking to FOX News and started clicking to TRUMP. Always comb your hair kinda thing...I don't always comb my hair, it is a nuisance.

The coolest thing is that the 4 of you guys managed to get a huge load of depression off me. Huge. Like a car battery that needed to be jump started, you worked on my heart and spirit, body and mind. My heart would beat fast with excitement, fear or even rage. I never knew what was going to happen. I just know I am not the same any more. I am better, thank the Creator. I have a strong beating heart. It has been tried, tested and true. My job was to keep writing as I could not share with anyone my being spoken to by the TV. This is unlike anything I have ever experienced.

And there I am writing along in 2015 and my beloved husband tells me that you, Jon, quit. I told him right away that it must be something to do with the awards from Omaze, from helping out with the troops. I was crazy. I was totally affected. It was during reading break in February and I could not study. I could not eat, I could not sleep. I might have been going manic and the shows were off for a week and I survived by the grace of God.. I didn't know anything other than the fact that this TV speaking to me has gone too far. I had to pull myself together and finish the semester and think about what everything meant.

Everything meant that somehow in this life, I as ... had been spoken to by the TV, reacted to what the TV was saying by writing back on a blog, twitter or google+ and this was having some effect. I started to see the power of the word, spoken or written. Because of things I believe you were talking to me through the TV, I was able to better myself. I have a purpose every morning, be it even to watch a show. A show that makes me laugh, makes me face my fears, makes me grow, makes me call my mum! Really, so much of my heart burdens have rolled away. I have healed so much interacting with you Jon and others. God sent you to me. If this is not what TV was meant to do, then I don't know what.

Today, I heard that you let go a 50 million dollar contract. That is nothing to sneer about. God forgive me. For any part I played in making you decide to leave, I am sorry. That was never my intention. I was hoping you would always be on The Daily Show and I would always be typing something in response. Dunia kweli ina mambo.

For making a way for me to be involved with Omaze, the veterans and autism, I say thank you. I love you so much and I must say it was a quite the ride. Pamoja.

I would like to join you in your other causes. I love to work with you. Oh, you never answered my question of how we can get in touch with you - maybe you don't want that. Oh well.

Thank you for saving my life. Really.

Godspeed.

...

Wednesday August 5, 2015.

PS: Please run for President of United States unless you have somewhere you are going to go live during the next presidential session... You will have to endure the leadership of another while the whole time you would have been President. You would have saved us all.

You still can..

Readers, excuse my writing style, (English is my 3rd language). I meander from story to story and everything does make sense. "Eventually everything connects - people, ideas, objects. The quality of the connections is the key to quality per se." ~Charles Eames ~Posted 19.11.2014.

Posted Thursday July 23, 2015. 1:24 PM

Isaiah 1:18

"Come now, let us settle the matter," says the LORD.

Isaya 1:18 Haya, njoni, tusemezane, asema Bwana. (Posted Sunday May 31, 2015. 11:21 AM)

What I have been trying to say: (Sunday June 21, 2015. 11:04 AM) - #tHE cREATOR cannot be contained in a small space. I knew this in the late 90's. Added from Twitter Saturday June 20, 2015. 11:44 AM

People don't like what they do not understand - OITNB, Monday June 15, 2015. 6:30 PM.

(There were struggles, yet, fun was had) -

Writing is an exploration. You start from nothing and learn as you go. ~E. L. Doctorow

The personal growth I have made in the 10 years I have been in blogger is more than anything I can ask for. The connections of peoplez I might never meet has been overwhelming,

to say the least. Saturday June 13, 2015. 4:08 PM.

LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE ~ Proverb

Jon Stewart, ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen, Stephen Colbert.

Keep up the good work guyz. We watch you faithfully. Both of U...s. (Yous) Hard to think of one without thinking of the other. 31/10/2013. Happy Halloween. Trick O Treat. My daughter had a book with that title in Kenya. I could not figure it out. She did. The book was gifted to her, maybe originally from Europe. I had to see Halloween to comprehend it. That and the Green Witch on wizard of Oz.

Thanks Utube for allowing me to use about 65 of your videos on this page alone.

Thank you Blogger for making it work.

I have about 60 TV shows to choose eight from. I could put everyone here and I have already taken up too much room. I still love you even though you are not mentioned. Muah. Especially you,

Show watched November 17, 2013. Things I heard.

Why should I flip out? Is it a spider?

I am sorry, I will take care of it

And you are going to remain calm

An itch in my brain I cannot scratch

Put it on, let's share the experience

How are those nipples feeling Chief?

She hurt my friend, my Indian friend

You are Lucy right?...Actually Amy recognized you

Why did you break up with him over an email

I don't know your email

So, you can never take it off?

You can have a problem and solve it without acting like a lunatic

I was too busy standing up for my friend

You want to say sorry

I love you Penny

There is no one to return the DVD to.

It is resolved

The key is confidence

If we could survive that, we could survive anything

someone of my complexion to die so I can have a skin graft

There is nothing to tell

Love making partners, whatever

Do you enjoy pain?

Has no next of kin

Long lost relatives

Why isn't this bothering you...why isn't this making you crazy?

Someday, this might be a teachable moment

Do you know what it means to wait for years...

What is wrong with you

That was wicked guyz and galz.

I thank my beloved husband who introduced shows to me over and over again and one day I started liking them. I am sharing a few of those. My blog looks like comedy and it is not. For comedy, I refer you to my Good Sirs, Jon and Stephen "I am not stripping, I am dancing." Or something like that on The Daily show with Jon Stewart caught my deep attention the other day. I am up, let's do this thing.

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Show of Thursday March 19, 2015.

I learned a new word. The Internet told me the meaning. The word is...

res·ti·tu·tion,

restəˈt(y)o͞oSH(ə)n/

noun

noun: restitution

1.

the restoration of something lost or stolen to its proper owner.

"seeking the restitution of land taken from blacks under apartheid"

synonyms: return, restoration, handing back, surrender

"restitution of the land seized"

recompense for injury or loss...

synonyms:

compensation, recompense, reparation, damages, indemnification, indemnity, reimbursement, repayment, redress, remuneration

"restitution for the damage caused"
I love learning. Thanks @The Daily Show. Posted Friday March 20, 2015. 8:31 PM.

Show of Nov 19 2013 watched on Wed 20, Nov 2013 Things I heard. First I say nice hair cut Jon and nice tie

Crack smoking mayor of Toronto has done it again

Class act running around the room that mayor

I hope the Mayor apologises said my beloved husband

Who continued to give to give this man power

You guyz have just been attacked by Kuwait - Mayor of Toronto

I shouldn't have sworn in front of the kids - Mayor of Toronto

Be gone

Nobody has the balls to do anything around here

A functioning mayor and a problem

OMG

Most incredibly fuck-able building

I went back and forth, back and forth, back and forth for an hour.

The Queen moves anywhere she wants

Bill Cosby - WOW, what a treat

"You cannot invite people shouting 'HOW ARE YOU?'" ~Bill Cosby

"I did n't push her." ~Mayor of Toronto

Show watched Nov 17/13 dated Nov 14/13 When I said November, I did not say which November

For every cloud there is a silver lining

Crack smoking mayor of Toronto

Whatever, I do what I want

Have you purchased illegal drugs in the last two years? (took eight seconds to answer yes)

Justice, Canadian style

One man episode of COPS

I got more that enough to eat at home. ~Toronto mayor.

I may have over reacted

What I do is correct errors

You cannot kill something that is already dead

I'm just saying

Good use of the torch as a mic

What a thoughtful man you are.

Watched 10:10 PM show of Nov 12, 2013

If Iran is prepared to make a deal, let's do this ~ Jon

Car, boat, train to Geneva. I came via Kenya Airways and Air Canada. Blessed. Not like my friends in the refugee boats.

Iran and USA have not talked for 34 years. They are talking now, thank the Lord.

"Stop stealing my life you handsome dog." ~ Jon

It is a done deal.

Iranians walked away sonofabitch

Tweet a break up

"In your dick" ~Samantha Bee @ the White House.

Chestnuts.

No group

"Maybe that is a third nipple, I don't know." ~ Jon

"The defence rests, we will be right back."

"...Playing on their anger, their fear..." kali

History repeats itself.

"All because we did not listen to you?" ~Jon

You were Zen today Jon. Like normal. Let's do this thing.

Nov 11, 2013 10:00 PM show watched Nov 12 2013

You are doing great Jon. Awesome contrast on the colours, the shirt, the jacket and the tie. Very smart.

About your comment that you have always depended upon the testimony of strangers, I quote, "There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven't yet met." ~William Butler Yeats

Good use of half assed.

Things I heard,

It is just a figure of speech

This is pointless

"I don't know what is going on any more..." ~Jon Stewart.

- nobody knows what they are doing and they are doing it Jon.

Bald guy with a beard being interviewed was cool.

Don't blame me, blame your government.

Crazy people are busy too.

Jason Jones, Ladies and Gentlemen.

I heard Fat head and brain of a guinea pig.

Nice tie on the November 7, 2013 show. Those were my daughter's school colours. Mine too up to grade 3.

Awesome job about the bully, shame on him. (We are just hearing about Richie Incognito the bully on the evening news Nov 10, 2013). We are in Canada. And the other guy dancing to a mating song

, I loved the way you said that "maybe he is running for mayor of Toronto..." my beloved husband's hero while I hang my head in shame.

How awesome to see Patrick Stewart. Ageing as gracefully and magically and boldly and is tall like the giraffe he is. We wish him well. He reminds me of my brother George.

Love the magnifying glass effect. Nicely done.

I wanted to watch this show of the 7th again and I found this to read.

SORRY, BUT THIS VIDEO IS UNAVAILABLE FROM YOUR LOCATION.

IN CASE YOU CAN'T GIVE UP YOUR FREE HEALTHCARE AND MOVE TO AMERICA YOU CAN WATCH THE DAILY SHOW WITH JON STEWART AT THECOMEDYNETWORK.CA.

Very funny Comedy Network

Why the Capitals? Are you manic?

7 Nov 2013 8:38 PM. The conversation with Larry Wilmore was hilarious! That the fashion police will follow black customers and verify the credit card. MF. I love what Larry said that the police tells a brother to pull up his pants and arrest him for trying to buy a belt.!

.
Sir Larry Wilmore now hosts The Nightly Show. This is him on March 9. 2015.?

Very sharp, made me smile. You inspire me Larry Wilmore. Anything is possible. I love what you call your "it's my laundry day" wear. Impressive. (March 12, 2015).

Exceedingly amazing.

Dunia ina mambo (song).

What is the significance of stuffed purple and green animal, The Daily Show?

Yesterday's show, today being Happy, Halloween. (31/10/2013) You are appreciated. Jon, you are right, a doctor is better than none at all. (Wed 6 Nov 2013 7:30 AM.)

This is Sir Jon Stewart.

The Colbert Report

Show dated 14/11/13 watched on 17/11/13

Very sharp

The world needs heros

Crisis = bite me

Let's out donate China

The best medicine is the fastest medicine

Forget one finger, use all five

Well done Colbert on the prostate

Smooth prostate the size of a walnut

You guyz are crazy ~ME

The kittens, adorable

Stay inside the mayor is out there

You were on Daily Show before Jon Stewart

"Without their permission."

November 13, 2013 show watched 10:22 PM Thus 14 Nov 2013

I was wondering where the red wrist band went. Welcome back red wrist band.

Welcome to the blind band - wow

Nice tie

A man famous for shooting at the stars.

"The message to Obama, go back to Kenya." ~ Some @ss

Good or bad

He is different...still human but different

Should I mention?..............

Jimmy Carter, very inspiring. Thanks for the guests.

A glass of wine everyday ~Jimmy Carter

The album is "I'll find a way" The Blinds of Alabama.

"It is awesome to see people with disability and seniors as well still going on with life." ~ME

November 12 2013 show watched Nov 13, 2013

A very CONFIDENT "Tonight."

2 "cocained" up models - pole kwao

No escargot to say no

suckers deal

History channel 2

Place oneself on the map

Good show on the bible Stephen!

Big history 4 billion years ago. (We watched it - pretty short, mind blowing)

"You need salt, if you don't need salt you will eventually die." Guest Mr Christian.

"We paid Roman soldiers in salt." ~ Stephen

The meaning of life? Mr Christian sounded modern science church or something, something.

It is a map Mr Christian ~ Stephen.

Nov 11, 2013 Watched Nov 12/2013 11:09 PM

Looking good .

About the truth, "Truth crushed to earth shall raise again." ~Martin Luther King. As he quoted somebody else called William somebody...

Something, something. Within minutes of 13 months later.

I have watched law and order since I was 14 years old. Poncho, guy from law and order, Mr Makoye! Prosecutor. How lovely to see him. I knew his voice before I knew it was him. I thought it was ...I had no idea. And then it dawned on me. I love what he said and the passion he said it with, "As journalists, we are the gate keepers of truth - right from wrong." Mr Sam Waterston. Charlie Skinner is new to us and on we go. Watching The Newsroom. We use word of mouth.

Who wants to eat some chain.

crazy bread

We laughed so hard on this one, "Don't let it hit you where the good Lord split you."

November 7, 2013 Colbert, my beloved husband noticed right away that the potatoe skin reference was a historical joke.

The Jims born James are hiding that they have eaten their monthly blood clots thrice (three different occasions) to save themselves and the blessed world! They are nuts... And it was hunger! (A hunger I hope you never know Stephen) I think I know why people slash their thin or not so thin wrists. Reaching the end of the road. There.

SO MANY HUNGERS - Bhabani Bhattacharya

(a book I studied in Advanced Level)

Kilio courtesy of Njeri Thomi Kariuki - Karisan Media. I see Kenya Pride still strong.

Kenya, mutikandige...I feel your wendo. Msanii Prokaai?! Sat 26/10/13

The Jims are hiding how much more they are to discover about themselves if they don't get hit by a fucking vehicle. They are still knowing themselves The Jims. Where they have reached up to now is where they have reached up to now - what they have not seen they cannot say (unless they imagine) and that Sir is NOT hiding anything and that is not a crime. Open book here. Immigration Canada always asks that one write down all the names they have or have used. That right there got me thinking

Some peoplez were Jonathan, now they are Jon. What are they hiding?

Who am I? JIM!! Show dated November 7, 2013 watched Sat 9 Nov 2013

I am starting to be very amused. I went to watch a video on The Colbert Report and it said,

SORRY, BUT THIS VIDEO IS UNAVAILABLE FROM YOUR LOCATION, PROBABLY DUE TO YOUR OVERLY POLITE ATTITUDES.

BUT NEVER FEAR, AS YOU CAN WATCH CLIPS FROM THE COLBERT REPORT AT THECOMEDYNETWORK.CA.

Comedy Network

! if you can type in capitals, I can laugh in Capitals.

Nice tie Stephen. Thu 7 Nov 2013 9:26. Very sharp this week. Looks good on you. We welcome the baby of your staff member - so adorable.

Our best regards from my beloved husband and I, to benevolent Sir Stephen Tyrone Colbert

(name from Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia)

Holy shit guyz, I am not crazy, The Colbert Report was in my neighbourhood!!

Wed 6 Nov 2013 7:12 AM. They were said to have been in the shop for a couple of hours. So awesome.

Colbert said one day on The Colbert Report that THEY whoever they are

can see every time one types "porn" on GooShowing results for minh's story Search instead for ...'s storygle...thanks Colbert...for the warning - it was a while back and it got me thinking - Jesus...And the way I comb through the porn to see if more people are using protection. The results are disappointing. Nyama kwa nyama, meat to meat my friends. Mundu kwa mundu. We need to stop the fluids from mixing. Little cuts and tears happen during intercourse and that is how the tiny germ (virus) which cannot be seen with the human eye gets in the body sexually. Yeah, you got me going. Sharing a needle is like doing a mini blood transfusion. Spreads like bush fire this HIV/AIDs. Let's stop it. In its tracks. Lord hear us for it is a dangerous world in FAME already without HIV/AIDS/UKIMWI and they have been known to mix well. Ha!.

Ranker (Rankings about everything...) shows - 55 Famous People – Past and Present – Who Have HIV

March 12, 2014

Rest In Peace. For living Folk, we are in this together. Pamoja. A link :(

Eastbound & Down

Watched 11:05 PM. Last episode for the season I think

Mostly sure not entirely sure

I will use every penny I have to win this divorce ~Kenny

I saw a penis

There is a special place in hell for guyz like you ~Kenny

White Honky?

I am willing to turn on a new leaf

Two dudes on the med

I come in peace...I bring good news

Brand new television show

I don't think I can let AIDs get back

It is only fair to return the favour

The tiniest pot head

I love you so much but we cannot be together

Did not get what he wanted but he got what he needed

Our journey ends here Stevie, at the top

Put your broken marriage behind you

No TV? How am I supposed to drown you out?

Second chances

Eat a dick

Laboured for far too long

From this moment forward

How is that for Bad @ss?

Look who mastered the beast

You and I are officially divorced

What are you going to do now?

I wasn't happy with myself

Sometimes hard work pays off

For each sorrow comes a little bit of knowledge

Nice beard before you died Kenny...

Sooner or later death will come. Until then. Rest In Peace my friend.

12:05 PM. Nov 11, 2013 12:40 PM

I learned a lot.

release of the wolf within

That is fucking forward (as opposed to fucking ini)

You got your chin in it

Get your dicks off your head

I will turn this sinking ship around

HNIC? ....Hockey Night In Canada?........

There has to be a more simple way

I want out

I'll beat you

Stevie, OMG, that chain is ridiculous sayz my beloved

Chin up

Rough patch

infinity and beyond (ahem)

Rich or poor, Kenny you are still an ass hole ~Stevie

Fuck this shit, I am out

Know your place

I quit

You are going to sit there and cry about a wolf? ~Kenny

The head clothes on the children reminded me of Michael Jackson

even he loves it

At least I am not a fucking gritch ~ Stevie

Nice black and white costume Kenny ~ ME

Dick licker -

Fuck Christmas!

Suck my dick (I'll use that one

)

Money grabbers

Don't show me any faced of death ~Kenny

"I cannot kill myself because I cannot afford to buy Christmas presents - that is not the meaning of Christmas." ~Stevie

You are a good friend Stevie ~Kenny

I just want to carol with all you normal people ~ Kenny

This is my blood not anybody else's~Kenny. Very funny

Very lucky not to be respected ~Kenny

Everybody needs company ~Kenny's brother

Fame, power, ti tis...

"Guyz, come here, come look, come see." ~ Mrs Powers

Respect your audience and take the mic off while off stage or you may say something that might get Ur @ss fired even though I love you?. All things I learned today. Thanks for making my day Eastbound and Down. Happy Remembrance Day Canada and Happy Veterans Day 2013 USA!!

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Eastbound & Down^[2] is an American comedy television series broadcast on HBO,

starring Danny McBride as Kenny Powers, a former professional baseball pitcher,

who after an up and down career in the major leagues is forced to return to his

hometown middle-school in Shelby, North Carolina, as a substitute physical education teacher.^[3]

^{Eastbound & Down, wi in tune...erokamano}

Eastbound and Down
(2009– ) Spot on with the Rain Forest and little black children and AIDs - charity.

South Park

Watched November 20, 2013

Things that I heard.

Brothers against brother

Friend against friend

This is not a joke

That god damn traitor

Keep them in raining

There is a king in Colorado

There is going to be a war on Black Friday

It is just a video game machine

They are back, the shoppers are back

Smart asses

How come when you talk to somebody you want to betray

Nothing that I cannot handle

I am optimistic

There will only be one winner

Clean that shit up

No, no, we can skip the Weiner's staff

Stan would be grounded

Who is playing dirty now

You better stop harassing me or I will call the cops

Back to you

The key thing on everybody's mind is safety

Bill Gates

You are never going to be a true princess

You butt holes will have nothing

A lot of people are going to die

Loved the colour purple on the newscasters in the show ~ME

Watched show of 13/11/2013 today Thu 14 Nov 2013 - some catching stuff.

Black Friday

Winter is coming

Kiss my BIG vagina

And now winter comes again

Committing to one machine

Just find out who they are loyal to

You have murdered us...you have killed us all

There must be some people who would join us

I know why you took this part time job

I really appreciate what you are doing

Winter is coming - choose sides

A big dick in your mouth

No, you can't die, everybody really likes you

You are in charge now

Get back inside, we have work to do

We are an army of our own

Oh hail the Princess (which princess?)

Black Friday (Stock markets crashed in the 80's - ME)

I know you read me. That episode of Eric Cartman
blowing a whistle and saying something about clerical error was
hilarious as are all other shows. Waiting for Wednesday.

It is awesome to see my writing going into good use. Sincerely... Sat 2 Nov 2013 1:31 PM

Bob's Burgers

Good show last night with the flying and all. (3/Nov/13)

Nov 10/2013. I loved the sentence, "Brothers not really brothers..."

The Simpsons

Sam Simon: The Simpsons co-creator and Cheers writer dies aged 59. ~theguardian, March 10, 2015. RIP. Story first seen on The moment of Zen @ The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, March 10, 2015, watched March 11, 2015. Sam Simon also wrote a TV series, The Taxi. Sam Simon left The Simpsons in 1993 after 4 seasons.

Show watched Nov 17, 2013 9:36 PM. Things I heard...

I found the show way more complex

Money doesn't grow on trees

Nice sunglasses

What would Jesus do?

Everyone has a cell phone

College is expensive but it is worth it

I think it is coming, I have to pick a name

He is uncut

I cannot believe he pays you so little

Do you realize you are being exploited?

Push them back

The really funny thing is...

I was talking about myself in third place

surrender

I have a soul and you guyz don't

I didn't want you to marry me because I am pregnant, I wanted you to marry me because I was nagging you.

Sun 10 Nov 2013 7:32 PM

Words I will remember from today's show,

Nighty night

I am tired of living once...I will wallow in my own sadness

Cheatable

Trust them not to cheat

Honor code

Nobody will cheat the system because they are the system

Fulfill

some of your childhood dreams

Atomic wedges, my beloved husband explained it. It was enough.

Go as far as your heart will take you, you are a good friend

You found a loop hole? ~ Lisa

"There is soo much packed into a 22 minute show and it is worth it." ME

You guyz always make my day

- my week. Sun Nov 3, 2013

American Dad

Loved the show

Sun 10 Nov 2013 10:03 PM

"What would you know about that mother?"

"I just made my first sandwich ever." Stan

"Nuts were so traumatized." ~ Francine

Stan writes "WHO DAT."

@ Dat

"I am not angry at you for stealing, I am angry that you got caught." Francine.

"...badass I thought you were a typical mum." ~Steve

I saw Francine wink

When asked how she paid and things unfolded, Stan said, "Shoplifting? Seriously guyz?"

"Dad, are you bathing, it smells like you are not bathing." ~Steve

"Where are we going?" A guy I have never seen b4

Stan can sing.

"Thank God I am back to normal." Stan

"Are you the one, the saviour?"

"You have my word Matilda." ~ Francine

Sun 3 Nov 2013 "Anyone can kill but it takes a real man to show mercy...The hunter who became the hunted became the hunter again." Or something like that. ~Stan Smith.

Family Guy

Watched November 17, 2013

We are getting stagnant

I know a place you can go Louise, hell, it is called hell

I don't know why we go places. We are always end up reading pornography

You cannot sit in front on the television the whole of the vacation

I haven't been paying attention

Speak with your heart not your mouth

Ratatatatata

The mafia that terrorizes this village

Chris' singing was funny

You don't want any immigrants coming into the US.

Nov 10 2013. I love the show especially the part the birth certificate was changed. Hilarious. The bully theme came out very clearly. Bad ass.

Meg came home and said, "Some psycho just transferred to my school he is going to kill me." Nobody heard her.

My beloved husband said it must have been rough to see Peter and not Mrs Griffin underneath the robe. Hey, we were all disappointed.

Loved the way Meg featured her funeral

"I am at peace at all I am about" some guy in red hair

"Oh my gosh, Meg won." Not bad for a loser says Gigidy

or someone.

Good show Meg. Nicely done. You and your sponsor.

"This is next week's story - get there." ~Stewie

Thanks for last night little boy (Stewie) with the teddies Rupert and the blue one and all. (4/Nov/13)

Last and not least - There are peoplez not to be forgotten.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Hey guyz and Gal. That episode of bar inspector coming over was epic (maybe that is not the word - English is tough) - it was extraordinary, you @ss kickers! Banging the stool to the ground even when soo bee busy...and then ME realizing why the stool was being banged to the ground...

Updated Thursday March 19, 2015. 8:33 PM. Happy Spring '15, Everyone.

Friday March 20, 2015. 10:01 AM.

Someone is testing me - trying to find out what my hot buttons are and how long they can push them before I explode -

BOOM! - Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:14 am My experience...

United Nations
Universal Declaration of Human Rights

Simplified Version
This simplified version of the 30 Articles of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights has been created especially for young people.

1. We Are All Born Free & Equal. We are all born free. We all have our own thoughts and ideas. We should all be treated in the same way.
2. Don’t Discriminate. These rights belong to everybody, whatever our differences.
3. The Right to Life. We all have the right to life, and to live in freedom and safety.
4. No Slavery. Nobody has any right to make us a slave. We cannot make anyone our slave.
5. No Torture. Nobody has any right to hurt us or to torture us.
6. You Have Rights No Matter Where You Go. I am a person just like you!
7. We’re All Equal Before the Law. The law is the same for everyone. It must treat us all fairly.
8. Your Human Rights Are Protected by Law. We can all ask for the law to help us when we are not treated fairly.
9. No Unfair Detainment. Nobody has the right to put us in prison without good reason and keep us there, or to send us away from our country.
10. The Right to Trial. If we are put on trial this should be in public. The people who try us should not let anyone tell them what to do.
11. We’re Always Innocent Till Proven Guilty. Nobody should be blamed for doing something until it is proven. When people say we did a bad thing we have the right to show it is not true.
12. The Right to Privacy. Nobody should try to harm our good name. Nobody has the right to come into our home, open our letters, or bother us or our family without a good reason.
13. Freedom to Move. We all have the right to go where we want in our own country and to travel as we wish.
14. The Right to Seek a Safe Place to Live. If we are frightened of being badly treated in our own country, we all have the right to run away to another country to be safe.
15. Right to a Nationality. We all have the right to belong to a country.

16. Marriage and Family. Every grown-up has the right to marry and have a family if they want to. Men and women have the same rights when they are married, and when they are separated.
17. The Right to Your Own Things. Everyone has the right to own things or share them. Nobody should take our things from us without a good reason.
18. Freedom of Thought. We all have the right to believe in what we want to believe, to have a religion, or to change it if we want.
19. Freedom of Expression. We all have the right to make up our own minds, to think what we like, to say what we think, and to share our ideas with other people.
20. The Right to Public Assembly. We all have the right to meet our friends and to work together in peace to defend our rights. Nobody can make us join a group if we don’t want to.
21. The Right to Democracy. We all have the right to take part in the government of our country. Every grown-up should be allowed to choose their own leaders.
22. Social Security. We all have the right to affordable housing, medicine, education, and childcare, enough money to live on and medical help if we are ill or old.
23. Workers’ Rights. Every grown-up has the right to do a job, to a fair wage for their work, and to join a trade union.
24. The Right to Play. We all have the right to rest from work and to relax.
25. Food and Shelter for All. We all have the right to a good life. Mothers and children, people who are old, unemployed or disabled, and all people have the right to be cared for.
26. The Right to Education. Education is a right. Primary school should be free. We should learn about the United Nations and how to get on with others. Our parents can choose what we learn.
27. Copyright. Copyright is a special law that protects one’s own artistic creations and writings; others cannot make copies without permission. We all have the right to our own way of life and to enjoy the good things that art, science and learning bring.
28. A Fair and Free World. There must be proper order so we can all enjoy rights and freedoms in our own country and all over the world.
29. Responsibility. We have a duty to other people, and we should protect their rights and freedoms.
30. No One Can Take Away Your Human Rights. Added Friday 12, 2015. 4:08 PM.

Nyita gwoko Baba nyita gwoko, murikira niguo nyonye njira, humbira na mathagu maku, ndigiciria na thakame yaku. As heard VHS burial 4 Jessy. Posted Saturday May 30, 2015. 1:56 PM.

A chorus...Ndi ruriini, ndi weruini, mathina ni maingi ng'aragu na nyota, ing'auru na nyamu ndiyani, no tondu Njisu e mwoyo, nii nongutoria. Posted Saturday May 30, 2015. 1:12 PM

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. Muhammad Ali. May 29, 2015. 9:50 PM.

"After telling my story 2 class in Canada, a young woman told me dat she was abused from age 8 2 now...about 16 years old. Part of service." ME. Posted Friday May 29, 2015. 9:38 PM.

The young woman says she is safe now. Posted Friday May 29, 2015. 9:44 PM

#RevenueCanadaAgency re-did our taxes again. Now we owe $177.66 @LastWeekTonight with John Oliver: When shall we be left a lone without government induced

? (photo added Sunday May 31, 2015. 11:16 AM) Seriously. Posted Sunday May 31, 2015. 10:00 AM.

The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax. ~Albert Einstein

John Oliver @LastWeekTonight explains with a little help from a friend.

Posted Friday May 29, 2015. 6:39 PM

Mark 12:17 Yesu akajibu, akawaambia, Mpeni Kaisari yaliyo ya Kaisari, na yaliyo ya Mungu mpeni Mungu. Wakamstaajabia sana.

Posted Friday May 29, 2015. 6.25 PM.

If there were no government-guaranteed student loans, college tuition would be much lower. ~Gary Johnson

Posted Wednesday June 3, 2015. 4:29 PM.

I beg you know me first b4 you criticize me.

Posted Friday May 29, 2015. 4:40 PM.

Posted Monday June 22, 2015. 4:08 PM

Photo added Thursday July 23, 2015. 1:02 PM

ThankU Ryan,

my husband4letting me B. 4acknowledgement @StephenAtHome, Stephen Colbert, 4freedom @LastWeekTonight, John Oliver,

4salvation @TheDailyShow, Jon Stewart,

4support @nightlyshow, Larry Wilmore.

Posted Friday May 29, 2015. 12:58 PM. Photos added Wednesday July 8, 2015. 9:45 AM.

I have heard of Polyandry. Have you? Sometimes I wonder if it is something like this...

Or like this!

Posted Monday June 22, 2015. 5:28 PM

Another One Bites The Dust ...

Posted Thursday May 28, 2015. 10:24 AM.

#Sorry's all dat U can't say, years gone by & still,... But U can say Baby Can I hold U

Posted Wednesday May 27, 2015. 12:14 PM.

I have learned that writing = communication in which people can get hurt. 2 all I hurt, I am sorry and now know this...

Added Wednesday May 27, 2015. 10:30 AM.

"Education, awareness and prevention are the key, but stigmatisation and exclusion from family is what makes people suffer most" -- Ralph Fiennes (UNICEF video PSA)-Posted Tuesday May 26, 2015. 9:51 AM.

Today I was teaching planning 10 at Edward Milne Community School. As they say, to teach it to learn, to learn is to grow. This banner in a class I waz teaching summarized a lot 4 me.

Posted Monday May 25, 2015. 5:19 PM

Where there'sAwill,there's alwaysAway.2000 yrs of history'd notBwiped so easily. Posted Sunday May 24, 2015. 5:11 PM.

As I learned from growing up, you don't mess with your grandmother. Prince William.

This is an updated photo of my maternal grandmother. Posted Sunday May 24, 2015 - 11:34 AM.

One night in 1999, I woke up and I knew this:-

Human

Internal

Vision

Acquired

Internally

Developed

Spirit

I cannot UNknow. Posted Sunday May 24, 2015. 9:49 AM

اتَّكَلْنا منه على خُصٍّ الاتحاد قوة

“Eventually everything connects — people, ideas, objects...the quality of the connections is the key to quality per se...I don't believe in this 'gifted few' concept, just in people doing things they are really interested in doing. They have a way of getting good at whatever it is.”
― Charles Eames. Thursday May 14, 2015. 12:08 PM. Police! How were U trained?

I'm not against the police; I'm just afraid of them. ~Alfred Hitchcock added Tuesday May 26, 2015. 6:49 PM.

"I am depressed rather at the wave of brutality sweeping over the country." ~John Burns

Video inspired by The Nightly Show, Comedy Central. Posted Thursday May 14, 2015. 10:09 AM. I want to register for more classes - motherfuckers! Not you, @TNightly.

This video is funny, and yet, not funny.

Michael Jackson talks about police brutality.

They Don't Really Care about us. ~Michael Jackson.

I remember (Feb 1998) I have been put over night at the Victoria Police Station twice, both cases regarding immigration Canada. The first night I was there I was quickly put in a cell. In the morning immigration officer Sharon Smith (I believe) said to me that if I left on my own, there would be no charges against me - and of course. She gave me a month to leave. It was very stressful until Rita Kozma of facebook helped in the right path to finding a lawyer I was awarded the best lawyer in town Sir Peter Golden. The best of the best. Quite the ally that Rita. (I remember like a dream Inter-Cultural Association of Greater Victoria (ICA), helping me and suggesting Sir Peter Golden as a lawyer. Added Sunday April 5, 2015. 6:56 PM). The second time a month later when immigration Canada and RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police) early 1998, I was asking for a phone to call my lawyer. Both times I was never read my rights. The first time, I was in my bath room before they took me away saying to myself, after they had questioned me, 'self,

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you.

(tulikuwa tumesoma). This ain't fair. this second time, I was shown where the phone was and they locked me in that room for more than a couple of hours. I yelled and screamed and started to throw my whole weight on the door before someone heard me and I told them how I needed a wash room bad. They let me use the wash room as they spoke about how they forgot about me. Imagine. They were saying to me that I could have called any number in the world...The police who responded when I had to go to the mental hospital were all good but one. Tagging at my handcuffed arms like I was a tiger. Made me want to run.

Back to the immigration scene. The second time from the police station, I was put in a van with officer Sal and Ross McNeil. They did not tell me where we were going. The cop who acted as the good cop was not there. They put me in the back of the van and drove to Vancouver. Even on the ferry we were in the van. I just sang away at the music from the radio. Ross told me how his wife had an AIDs scare, I think she is a nurse. I was taken to the Comfort inn near the airport and was detained for six days before trial or what the court thing was. My grandmother Muthoni died at this time and I believe her and the immigration officer who called my lawyer and the Creator and my dead kid all had something to do with my freedom. Anyhuu, I taught Ross' kid about HIV/AIDs in her school and she came up to me and told me her father was an immigration officer and when asked his name, it was Ross OMG!!

Immigration Canada, gave me a bail of $1000 in '98 painful payment... John Oliver substantiates.

Posted Tuesday June 9, 2015. 7:50 PM.

I was supposed to pay a bond for $1000. I called a lady I used to clean for houses and they told her she would never see her money, telling her that I am a drug addict. She left. I called Kerry Callaway who went and paid regardless of what immigration was saying. That is how I got saved - besides all odds.

Warubuku arumagia Ndarama (May 13, 2015) 10:16 PM

..If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum. ~Peart Added Wednesday May 13, 2015. 10:10 PM.

Added Wednesday May 13, 2015. 11:54 AM

4 life & death R 1,even as the river & the sea R 1. Khalil Gibran
Life is too short...Hugh Dillon

Posted Wednesday May 13, 2015. 11:08 AM.

This is fucking sad & hellishly frightening. RIP Ananta Bijoy Das...Some shit. Added Friday May 15, 2015. 3:00 PM.

Bangladesh

May 12, 2015 2:14 pm

Bangladesh blogger Ananta Bijoy Das hacked to death, 3rd this year

By Staff The Associated Press

Posted Tuesday May 12, 2015. 7:24 PM

2hold a pen is 2B @ war~Voltaire

Words R, of course, T most powerful drug used by mankind~Kipling

If U wish 2B a writer, write.~Epictetus

Added Monday May 11, 2015. 10:11 AM.

Yoshua Mlango 6

1 Basi Yeriko ulikuwa umefungwa kabisa kwa sababu ya wana wa Israeli; hapana mtu aliyetoka wala hapana mtu aliyeingia.
2 Bwana akamwambia Yoshua, Tazama, nimeutia Yeriko katika mkono wako, na mfalme wake, na mashujaa wake.
3 Nanyi mtauzunguka mji huu, watu wote wa vita, mkiuzunguka mji mara moja. Fanya hivi siku sita.
4 Na makuhani saba watachukua tarumbeta saba za pembe za kondoo waume, mbele ya hilo sanduku; na siku ya saba mtauzunguka mji mara saba, nao makuhani watapiga tarumbeta zao.
5 Kisha itakuwa watakapopiga hizo pembe za kondoo waume kwa nguvu, nanyi mtakaposikia sauti ya tarumbeta, watu wote watapiga kelele kwa sauti kuu; na ukuta wa mji utaanguka chini pale pale, na hao watu watapanda, kila mtu akiendelea mbele kukabili.
6 Bali Yoshua, mwana wa Nuni, akawaita makuhani, akawaambia, Lichukueni sanduku la agano, tena makuhani saba na wachukue tarumbeta saba za pembe za kondoo waume mbele ya sanduku la Bwana.
7 Naye akawaambia watu, Piteni mbele, mkauzunguke mji, na hao watu wenye silaha na watangulie mbele ya sanduku la Bwana.
8 Basi ikawa Yoshua alipokwisha kusema na watu, wale makuhani saba, wenye kuzichukua tarumbeta saba za pembe za kondoo waume mbele za Bwana, wakatangulia, wakazipiga hizo tarumbeta; nalo sanduku la agano la Bwana likawafuata.
9 Wale watu wenye silaha walikwenda mbele ya hao makuhani waliozipiga tarumbeta, na wale waliokuwa nyuma wakalifuata hilo sanduku; makuhani wakizipiga tarumbeta walipokuwa wakienda.
10 Yoshua akawaamuru watu, akasema Msipige kelele, wala sauti zenu zisisikiwe, wala neno lo lote lisitoke kinywani mwenu, hata siku ile nitakapowaamuru kupiga kelele, ndipo mtakapopiga kelele.
11 Basi akalipeleka sanduku la Bwana liuzunguke huo mji, likauzunguka mara moja, kisha wakaenda kambini wakakaa kambini.
12 Yoshua akaondoka asubuhi na mapema, nao makuhani wakalichukua sanduku la Bwana.
13 Na wale makuhani saba wakazichukua tarumbeta saba za pembe za kondoo waume mbele ya sanduku la Bwana, wakaendelea wakazipiga tarumbeta; nao watu wenye silaha wakawatangulia, na hao waliokuwa nyuma wakalifuata sanduku la Bwana; makuhani wakizipiga tarumbeta walipokuwa wakienda.
14 Siku ya pili wakauzunguka mji mara moja, wakarejea kambini; ndivyo walivyofanya siku sita.
15 Ikawa siku ya saba wakaondoka asubuhi na mapema wakati wa mapambazuko, wakauzunguka mji vivyo hivyo mara saba; ila siku hiyo waliuzunguka huo mji mara saba.
16 Hata mara ya saba makuhani walipozipiga tarumbeta, Yoshua akawaambia watu, Pigeni kelele; kwa maana Bwana amewapeni mji huu.
17 Na mji huu utakuwa wakfu kwa Bwana, mji wenyewe na vitu vyote vilivyomo; isipokuwa Rahabu, yule kahaba, ataishi, yeye na watu wote walio pamoja naye nyumbani, kwa sababu aliwaficha hao wapelelezi tuliowatuma.
18 Na ninyi, msikose kujiepusha na kitu kilichowekwa wakfu; msije mkakitwaa kitu kilichowekwa wakfu, baada ya kukiweka wakfu; nanyi hivyo mtayafanya matuo ya Israeli kuwa yamelaaniwa na kuyafadhaisha.
19 Lakini fedha yote, na dhahabu, na vyombo vya shaba, na chuma, ni vitakatifu kwa Bwana; vitaletwa katika hazina ya Bwana.
20 Basi watu wakapiga kelele, na makuhani wakazipiga tarumbeta; hata ikawa, hapo watu waliposikia sauti ya tarumbeta hao watu wakapiga kelele kwa sauti kuu sana, na ule ukuta wa mji ukaanguka nchi kabisa, hata watu wakapanda juu, wakaingia katika mji, kila mtu akiendelea kukabili mbele; wakautwaa huo mji.
21 Basi wakaangamiza kabisa vitu vyote vilivyokuwa ndani ya mji, wanaume na wanawake, watoto na wazee, na ng'ombe, na kondoo, na punda, kwa makali ya upanga.
22 Naye Yoshua akawaambia wale wanaume wawili walioipeleleza nchi, Ingieni katika nyumba ya yule kahaba, mkamtoe huyo mwanamke mwenyewe na vitu vyote alivyo navyo, kama mlivyomwapia.
23 Basi wale vijana wapelelezi wakaingia, wakamtoa Rahabu, na baba yake, na mama yake, na ndugu zake, na vitu vyote walivyokuwa navyo, wakawatoa na jamaa zake wote pia; wakawaweka nje ya matuo ya Israeli.
24 Kisha wakauteketeza mji kwa moto, na vitu vyote vilivyokuwa ndani yake; bali fedha, na dhahabu, na vyombo vya shaba, na vya chuma, wakavitia katika hazina ya nyumba ya Bwana.
25 Lakini Yoshua akamhifadhi Rahabu, yule kahaba, na watu wa nyumba ya baba yake, na vitu vyote alivyokuwa navyo; naye akakaa kati ya Israeli hata leo; kwa sababu aliwaficha wale wajumbe aliowatuma Yoshua ili kuupeleleza mji wa Yeriko.
26 Naye Yoshua akawaapisha kiapo wakati ule, akasema, Na alaaniwe mbele za Bwana mtu yule atakayeinuka na kuujenga tena mji huu wa Yeriko; ataweka msingi wake kwa kufiliwa na mzaliwa wa kwanza wake, tena atayasimamisha malango yake kwa kufiliwa na mtoto wake mwanamume aliye mdogo.
27 Basi Bwana alikuwa pamoja na Yoshua; sifa zake zikaenea katika nchi ile yote.
Posted Saturday May 9, 2015. 5:34 PM. (Courtesy of WordProject)

R.I.P to everyone who fucked me over, played me, tried me or lied to me, because you're are all dead to me. ~Unknown

Added Friday May 8, 2015. 12:19 PM

Posted Monday May 4, 2015. 5:00PM.

"They say we are free only to be chained up in poverty..."

Posted Thursday, April 30 2015. 8:58 AM.

NBC News - HOT!

News

Jul 4 2015, 8:27 am ET

Putin Sends Obama an Independence Day Message

MOSCOW — Russian President Vladimir Putin called for dialogue based on equal treatment and mutual respect with the United States on Saturday in a congratulatory message to President Barack Obama marking U.S. Independence Day.

Putin said U.S.-Russian relations remained important for solving global crises. The two countries have disagreements over the conflict in Ukraine, defense matters and democracy.

"In his message of congratulations, the Russian President noted that, despite the differences between the two countries, Russian-American relations remain the most important factor of international stability and security," the Kremlin said in a statement.

Putin expressed confidence that Russia and the U.S. could find solutions to the most complicated international issues and meet global threats and challenges together if they based their relationship on the principles of equality and respect for each other's interests, the Kremlin added.

The statement did not provide further details and did not mention Western sanctions imposed over Russia's role in the Ukraine crisis and Moscow's annexation of Crimea peninsula from Ukraine in 2014. The wording of the message was similar to last year's congratulatory message to Obama. Posted Saturday July 4, 2015. 8:48 AM.

Everybody should read an article called "The Clash of Civilizations?" It was one of my readings for the course: Racialization and Ethnicity, Sociology 335, UVIC. The article is by Samuel P. Huntington

And it reads...in part and I quote:

"...Differences in culture and religion create differences over policy issues, ranging from human rights to immigration to trade and commerce to the environment...

...Conflict along the fault line between Western and Islamic civilizations has been going on for 1,300 years...

...the interaction between Islam and the West is seen as a clash of civilizations...

...In East Asia, China has outstanding territorial disputes with most of its neighbors. It has pursued a ruthless policy toward the Buddhist people of Tibet, and it is pursuing an increasingly ruthless policy toward its Turkic-Muslim minority. With the Cold war over, the underlying differences between China and the United States have reasserted themselves in areas such as human rights, trade and weapons proliferation. These differences are unlikely to moderate. A "new cold war," Deng Xaioping reportedly asserted in 1991, is under way between China and America.

The same phrase has been applied to the increasingly difficult relations between Japan and the United States. Here cultural differences exacerbates economic conflict. People on each side allege racism on the other, but at least on the American side the antipathies are not racial but cultural. The basic values, attitudes, behavioral patterns of the two societies could hardly be more different. The economic issues between the United States and Europe are less serious than those between United States and Japan, but they do not have the same political salience and emotional intensity because the differences between American culture and European culture are so much less than those between American civilization and Japanese civilization...

...A world of clashing civilizations, however, is inevitably a world of double standards: people apply one standard to their kin-countries and different standard to others...

...The next world war, if there is one, will be a war between civilizations...

...:the values that are most important in the West are least important worldwide." ...

...Globally the most important torn country is Russia..."

Got 2 r (got to run) Gotta go. (g2r)

And "...For the relevant future, there will be no universal civilization, but instead a world of different civilizations, each of which will have to learn to coexist with the others..." April 26, 2015.

Sunday, April 26, 2015

حب "People are disappearing. They are dying. For Christ's sake, do what you need to do."~the wire - TV Show. The dead cannot cry out for justice. It is a duty of the living to do so for them. ~Lois Bujold.